The Catalogue
Ten (10) tape measures. All fictional. All proudly (fictionally) local.
Guy's Favourite
A proper 30m fibreglass long tape with a triangular handle. The one the professionals actually reach for.
$79.99
The Prize Task Special
Ornate, gilded, and never actually awarded to anyone. Looks fabulous on a shelf.
$149.99
Jeremy's Approval
Extends exactly the correct amount, then jams. The rest is apparently unnecessary.
$59.99
Paul's Little Word
A compact 3m pocket tape. Surprisingly judgemental for its size.
$24.99
The Contestant's Choice
A bog-standard 5m tape. The safe pick. Nobody ever got eliminated for buying this one.
$19.99
Series Trophy Edition
Shaped vaguely like a plastic head. Not recommended for actual measuring.
$99.99
The Umbrage
Retracts sharply and without warning if used incorrectly. Its measurements are somewhat opinionated — treat every number as a starting point for discussion.
$34.99
Studio Standard Issue
Plain grey 8m tape. As used behind the scenes, allegedly.
$29.99
The Loophole
The metre mark is definitely a full metre. Technically. Don't look too closely.
$44.99
Live Studio Audience 3m
Claps when fully extended. Batteries included, allegedly, possibly, maybe.
$39.99