Visit Our Flagship Store

Our flagship (and only) store is located somewhere in New Zealand, probably. Opening hours are best described as "whenever the show is being filmed nearby." We do not currently offer click-and-collect, mail order, or, indeed, collection of any kind.

Get In Touch

For enquiries, complaints, or general umbrage, please direct all correspondence to Paul, who will read it, say something quietly, and then not mention it again.

This page does not include a working contact form, because this is a joke website and nobody actually works here.